Paul Geeks Out

John Abbott confirms that at 4:08 pm Wednesday, Aimee and Anwen arrived at the Abbott house, on way to a business venture/interior decorating party in the cities. Joanna Dane confirms that at 4:09 pm Wednesday, Paul called her with the following question.

"Butch" Joanna more "Brava" than before

Joanna Dane's recent haircut has made her more "brava" or "uppity" than she was before, according to long time friend and current husband Andrew.  "She has always been a little uppity let's not kid ourselves," commented Andrew following a recent verbal lashing by his wife, "but now more than ever she is out to get me, " he concluded in a tell-all interview.  Just why the shorter hair has made Joanna a bit edgier is unclear.  She did not return our phone calls to her office and her spokes-wummin had not public comment for us.  Stay tuned for further develepment as the story unfolds.  It should be a good one. 


It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top. 

Hunter S. Thompson