"Butch" Joanna more "Brava" than before

Joanna Dane's recent haircut has made her more "brava" or "uppity" than she was before, according to long time friend and current husband Andrew.  "She has always been a little uppity let's not kid ourselves," commented Andrew following a recent verbal lashing by his wife, "but now more than ever she is out to get me, " he concluded in a tell-all interview.  Just why the shorter hair has made Joanna a bit edgier is unclear.  She did not return our phone calls to her office and her spokes-wummin had not public comment for us.  Stay tuned for further develepment as the story unfolds.  It should be a good one. 

Mother's Day Event - Go Freaks and Geeks

We might go check this out - possibly combine with a bike ride and/or trip to the Creamery on Sunday

May 13th, Sunday afternoon...
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!
Music by STEVE MEYER & THE BLUES DOGS 2:00- 6:00 PM
...an electric blues trio & one of our area's longtime favorites!
Music this day is under written by Doc Mongoose-
Arts supporter & friend of the farm- A BIG Thanks!
PONDSIDE FISHIN 12- 6:00... HOBO CHEFIN'- SHORELUNCH 1- 6:00

Lightening DOES strike twice - Bizarre oven Incident at the Danes

Joanna Dane's Rhubarb Bread overflowed into the oven earlier this evening sending smoke throughout the house. The Danes, still recovering from the well-documented "upside down cheese pizza" incident, learned the hard way that even wives make cooking mistakes now and again. "I saw her on the porch after my run tonight and I asked her 'why you outside woman?" " She sheepishly admitted to her crime, " said Andrew. The oven incident is the third major one of its kind at the
Danes in the past 12 months, according to local firefigter Ed "chainsaw" McGerk, neighbor and friend. "Every so's often we gotta go check on them crazies down on Willow street," replied Ed when asked about the most recent smoke out.

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